Well, this is a spicy topic and due to my current blog censorship, I may not be able to tackle with perfect honesty....(feel free to stop by 220 Benwell with a bottle of wine and we can tackle "Fifty Shades of Grey" person to person).
In case you haven't heard of "Fifty Shades of Grey", I'll give you the cliff notes according to Lysa. Basically, it's the classic harlequin romance script, but updated. Totally rich, gorgeous, emotional baggage ridden boy meets beautiful, crazy smart, emotionally well adjusted, virgin girl. They fall madly in love, she fixes him, they have kinky fabulous sex, get married and have beautiful babies. He can't gift her with enough Audi's, jewelry, expensive couture, 5 Star Getaways, and "atta girls". They can't stand to be away from each other for more than a few hours. And yes, I'm sure - he totally exists. Most of my friends are married to someone very similar to him.
So "Fifty Shades of Grey" at Fifty, hmmmmmm. How about this?
- A double headed shower - OMG, so hot and steamy it takes my breath away.
- Dancing With The Stars - OMG, so much skin it's like Prime time Porn.
- A good bottle of Chardonnay at $10 or under - OMG, I can't seem to get enough.
- Any kind of chocolate - OMG, so rich and creamy, I can't stop licking it off my fingers.
Join me in my continued quest for orgasmic experiences, sexual or not - okay kids, not sexual, I was just saying that to get a rise out you and your teenage friends that are weirdly reading and care about an old ladies blog - give me a break.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
And now we don't get to share the story about your mother and the pool in person this weekend! Hope to meet you soon.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Mitchell :)
PS, ask Alison what this means if it's too cryptic for u!
Great blog. I love the way you write and your sense of humor. I hear your voice in my head while I read your blog.
ReplyDeleteThanks